some medical dictionary

Addiction:when you can give up on something,anytime as long as its next tuesday.

Alcoholism:A habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeball.

cocaine:Peruvian marching powder's stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do,the more you laugh out of context.

Depression:when everything you laugh at,is miserable and you can't stop.

Heroin:A drug that helps you to escape reality,while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.

Psychosis:When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have the knife.hahahaha

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